Monthly Archives: January 2009

Republican leaders from across the country on Friday chose former Maryland Lt. Gov. Michael Steele as the party’s first black national chairman in what many said was a necessary response to President Barack Obama’s historic election. If you are one of said many, please reveal yourself so I can punch you in the crotch.

What if I did as much work as three of my counterparts and got paid the same as each? Could I sue for that?

Good news for procrastinating TV zombies. The deadline to convert from analog to digital has been postponed by… our federal government? President Obama earlier this month urged Congress to postpone the transition, citing evidence that many consumers are not ready. The Nielsen Co. said last week that more than 6.5 million U.S. households are not [...]

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Apparently, this is real news, not The Onion. Hey, my brother’s a food champion, maybe he could get a job over there.

Hillary confirmed by a 94-2 Senate vote today. Could that possibly be an accurate representation of the voters who elected these people?

And I thought I was sick of hearing about him two months ago. Today’s headlines are no better. His name is mentioned in nearly every story. And why is her fucking dress still taking up space on my top news page? Fuck!